Mignon

renkos:

sir will you please stop doing the worm your wife is in labor 

i think i’m gonna have an early night because i’m too cold to function

it\s so cold in my house it literally feels like winter and it’s fucking may

nightlifemingus:

‘actually, you CAN be racist to white people,’ says richard dawkins smugly—his default mode of delivery. ‘in fact, why don’t we check the dictionary, shall we, hmm?’ *he rifles through the pages*

‘ah, yes, R for “racism,” let’s see… UGWAHH??!??’ [camera zooms in the entry for ‘racism’ in the dictionary: it reads ‘your gay’]

Or they’d actually commit to the sociopath thing rather than just using it for laughs

I wish they’d diagnose Sherlock with something so he doesn’t just come off as a horrible unempathetic arsehole