December 2011
i kind of wish the twins would go to bed
because i kind of like having the sitting room to myself while there are people in the kicthen
because it’s quiet
but not lonely
because you know where people are
and i would get to watch the rest of the fades
but the twinnies are too young to watch it
and they’re going to be tired
therefore grouchy
and ugh.
i’ll stop being strange and writing weird stuff now
i’ll just go back to being mildy amusing and posting thing that make me laugh
my parents are letting the twins stay up until midnight tonight
for new years eve
they’re nine years old
it’s going to be awful
as in arm muscles
i have really weak arms
and i’m not good at lifting heavy things
especially noticeable when i’m trying to lift my baby cousin
or my cats
new year's resolution:
get stronger in arms
feeling very small today
it was weird cuz friends of my family invited my little brother and sister, and my parents out to a trip to bluebell railway
for a special treat thingy
but i didn’t get invited
so i just spent all day at home alone
feeling sort of sad and lonely
and watching the fades
wearing goggles
and not being able to find stuff to eat.
but it’s oka cuz...
didn’t do coursework
didn’t eat food.
Alyson's New Year's Resolutions
reverendrusso:
1. kill arnold schwarzenegger
2. win nobel peace prize
3. turn my hands into ice cream cones at least once
4. give obama a boner
5. eat more candy
6. say the word ‘fuck’ more often
7. discover a new planet
8. become mexican
9. become an indian chief
10. become an eskimo
11. become asian
12. get some swag
13. die
14. train a dolphin to butt fuck a whale
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legsmavor asked: the skins writers room
gaya-mavor:
I’m not patient I’m sorry
Missing Logic
thefrogman:
I’ve been sitting here for the last few hours trying to decide what exactly I want to say. I love tumblr. It has changed my life and I couldn’t be more thankful to those who created it and those who maintain it.
But today I am disappointed. Hypocrisy was afoot and I didn’t like it. Tumblr has been very adamant in their objection to SOPA legislation. The entire reason that this...
walks into chair
me: sorry
chair:
daftness:
so what timezone will we use when the world ends?
so it’s new years eve day
the worlds probably about to end in australia
but’s it’s 13:27 here so we’re still good for several hours
Everyone's Lines on Glee
Rachel: ME ME ME! MINE MINE MINE! ME! .... you?
Finn: Uhhhh.... Ummm... I'm the leader! ... Um... Watch me say something rude that I will not apologize for later!
Quinn: ME ME ME! ... CRAZY BULL SHIT!!!!!!!!!!
Rory: Irish mumble... line that doesn't make sense.
Santana: FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU! Ripping retort and emotional tears.
Blaine: Inspirational dribble taken completely out of context. Unbelievably nice and helpful comment? Ignored.
Brittany: Funny word pun. CATS!
Artie: Nerd reference. Unimportant comment phrased like a gangsta.
Sam: Abs...
Mr. Schue: Blah blah blah! No one listens to anything I say anyway, so it really doesn't matter what I say. Blah blah blah Regionals!
Puck: Badass line that doesn't mean anything. Heartwarming thoughtfulness. Poop.
Kurt: Bitchy zinger. Speech that makes the whole world cry... except for the people in the show actually being talked to.
Mike: Dance. Dance? ... Dance.
Tina: ... I get a line? Holy hell! I got a line! Oh my god! What should I say? Something funny? Something sweet! OH! It should be about Mike! What should I say about Mike? .... Ooops. Line's over.
Mercedes: Beyonce. Comment smacking sense into another Glee club member. Food.
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apparently edward k. gibbons's favourite female...
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i’m gonna need a moment.
fiercezucchini:
arishh answered your question: tell me to draw something?
Link.
quitetheharlot answered your question: tell me to draw something?
Link
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i’ll stop posting about kat prescott now.
i’ll never stop.
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oh my gosh panda and thomas were so perfect in series 3
so so so perfect
like, they were my other ship for gen 2
and then series 4 happened :(
dammit, you guys.
and then pandora starts crying
because effy and panda are the original naomily shippers
this is fact
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omg
when emily takes her heels off
and goes to stand next to naomi
who still has heels on.
the lilykat height difference is astounding.
and then when emily punched doug in the face
but kat actually punched him
oh my god
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i always flinch when i watch the emily vs. katie fight in 309
because jesus kat needs to learn how to stage fight
like, poor meg.
it looked genuinely painful.
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