it never ever will be
too damn late
to run inside
I am the streets baby sitter, after all. I have a ‘rep’ with the parents here.
(Trying to make baby sitting seem more awesome than it is, by talking like a douche-bag.)
Oh, and I think my sister just laughed at me for listening to Rihanna.
Whatever, I was listening to Nirvana earlier.
(Desperately trying to regain street cred.)
This post isn’t making much sense, is it?
Now I’ve told you, now you know, etc.
CAN’T DEAL WITH IT! TOO BLOODY HOT!
IT SHOULD NOT BE THIS HOT. THIS IS NOT AN OKAY TEMPERATURE.
also, this happened.
we were taught about how David and Jonathan were ~best bros~
when this was
not the case