_{Darren Criss on the klaine engagement storyline (x)}

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entertainmentweekly:

Guess who’s coming back to Futurama — and who’s providing his voice?

oh so Futurama is just taking a huge shit all over everything that made it great now? that’s what we’re doing? ok

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izzy-springbolt:

is this ok can i have this blanket please

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humansofnewyork:

“I watch him sometimes while his mother’s at work. She watches my kids sometimes. You know… neighborhood stuff.”

djavjr:

it has been three days since my infiltration into the nest

they do not suspect a thing

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rnikedirnt:

rnikedirnt:

my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’

i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous 

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 a lot of people saw my bra today i’m pretty sure

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adriofthedead:

hootaloo:

pizzaforpresident:

kris003:

yungracuntxel:

420puffsforpresident:

One of you made Kim Kardashian cry

“we’ve done our job” - Tumblr Community

the interwebs won!!!!

Shut up I wasn’t posting this to be funny. We didn’t win anything. You bullied someone. She might be famous but she still has feelings and your blind rudeness has obviously really hurt her. How can tumblr claim to be so against bullying and for positive body image when we still pull this shit. The things you say online have real life consequences, don’t assume that just because someone’s famous they won’t see your nasty jokes.

yea this. some celebrities can be totally mediocre but i’d totally fucking hate to be scrutinized and judged over everything i had to wear, or even stepping out in remotely casual clothing. never thought this to be funny personally.

and what kind of a Dingus McMoron even says “interwebs” anymore

go back to DeviantART

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shakemedownandout:

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koolkidseatgreens:

Well ok Kesha, maybe it’s because you’re an auto tuned peice of shit who shouldn’t be famous, you have no Buisness being in the music industry, it’s not even your music you fuck, someone else wrote it for you to record and them to auto tune yourself. And it’s not at all good . It’s not positive either. So complain some more.

I don’t know if you know this, tumblr user koolkidseatgreens, but Ke$ha is a certified genius. She has an IQ over 140 and an SAT score of 1500. When she was younger she would go to the library and do research for fun. Ke$ha is a both feminist and an advocate for equal marriage/rights for people of any sexuality, being a queer woman herself.

Ke$ha is a smart, professional woman, and just because she sings songs about wanting to let loose and have fun every once in a while doesn’t make her a piece of shit.

Ke$ha’s songs are meant to point out the sexism in our media. She treats men the same way many men in the music industry treat women, and she is hated on for it. Relentlessly. She sings on multiple occasions about taking charge in a sexual relationship, of how she only uses men for their body parts. She sexualizes men to make them uncomfortable. She sexualizes men for a reaction, so that people can both see why women are so uncomfortable with their sexualization and also to point out the inequality between the sexes both in the media and in the world at large.

She is judged so harshly for singing about things that make many men famous.

If you listen to Ke$ha’s deconstructed album you will see that she actually has some talent, which may be hard to hear because she does in fact use a fair amount of autotune. This is because of her genre and because of the kind of music she chooses to create as an artist. Ke$ha may not write her songs, but this doesn’t meant she isn’t a good artist or a good person. This doesn’t mean she deserves your harsh words. Some singers are good at writing, but that’s hardly a requirement. Last time I checked whether or not you can sing has nothing to do with whether or not you’re a poet.

You should not be calling anyone a piece of shit, my friend, especially someone you’ve never sat down and had a conversation (or even taken the time to wonder about her feelings!), but if anyone deserves that kind of language it’s not Ke$ha.

You may think that by shaming women for expressing their sexuality and having fun every once in a while, that you are somehow abolishing sexism. That in weeding out the less ‘deserving’ women you are gaining our sex more respect. This is not the case, and the fact that you and many others feel such a strong need to shame this woman who has done nothing wrong, especially not to you, shows that we still have a very far away to go.

Um I’m just going to add, Ke$ha actually does write her own songs. For example, here’s her first album’s tracklist:

She has also ritten for other artists, probably most famously “‘Till The World Ends” by Britney Spears, which is part of why she’s on the remix of it. She wrote for years and was even the female voice on Flo Rida’s “Right Round” but refused to be credited because she didn’t want her first single to not be her own work. She spent years, starting at the age of 15, writing music before she came out with her album because she wanted to make sure it was all her own and all what she wanted to do.

You can even get all her unreleased music which, combined with her actual albums, is 10.3 hours according to my iTunes playlist. Some artists have been around for twice as long as her and haven’t written that many songs. 

Not only have critics proclaimed she could be a country star if she ever leaves the pop music business (which is showcased on her unreleased track “Goodbye”), but she’s actually the daughter of a very talented country songwriter. Her music is actually fairly well praised by the music critics community and if you listened to any of her songs that her record won’t let her release as singles—“Last Goodbye”, “The Harold Song”, “Only Wanna Dance With You”, any of her ballads—she can write multiple styles of songs. She’s just stuck in a box of what she can release and then shallow minded people call her dumb for having fun.

That’s a big fuck you for hating Ke$ha.

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drvideogames:

tramampoline:

worldfamousprofessor:

dingraha:

please watch this video please watch this video please watch this video please watch this entire fucking god damn video

this is the most illegal thing i’ve seen in the entire history of wrestling 

this is… the best video i’ve ever seen????????

i’m so happy this is the ffirst post i see of the day

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story time with em

so you know a few months ago i went to a party at my friends, and then got hit on by the very (very) drunk girl (who had a girlfriend) who was shorter than me and made me slowdance with her and then told me all about her vagina?

well she’s taking the same course as me in september, and i saw her at the exhibition today

so first i hid, but then i smiled kind of awkwardly at her

and she did not recognise me

i’m fucking pissing omg

like

she must have been way drunker that i thought she was

because she clearly didn’t remember me, nor does she know anything about me

and yet i remember most of the things she told me

like

omg

this is so funny

do i tell her

“hey yo remember when you told me the ins and outs of your relationship with your girlfriend/vagina”

??????????

tarttoter:

tinycanibal:

I cant believe they aren’t closer to number 1!! I guess 23 and 16 aren’t bad out of 100 :).

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i cant believe they chose to use that picture of tegan im pissing

everythingisskins:

Megan Prescott as Hazel during production of the short film ‘The Meeting Place’ to be released soon.

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