Tegan: This is not a trick question but how many of you here are teenagers?
[Takes a look around the crowd]
Tegan: Okay, being a teenager fucking sucked. i thought. The other night I was recounting how when Sara and I were teenagers we used to slam our doors and fight over the phone all the time. Those where our two big issues. And one night my step dad came up stairs because he used to take care of us in the evenings after an hour of slamming doors and him yelling down the stairs to stop it he came upstairs with a screwdriver and started to take the hinges off the door and removed the doors from our rooms and of course us being 15 we’re like “What are you doing stop it! that’s my door.” and he was like 6’4”, 250 pounds. My mother told him when he moved-in with us that if he ever raised his voice at us she would kick him out so he just calmly turned around and was like “It’s my door, you keep slamming it so i’m taking my door downstairs.”
totally awesome!