You guys, WHO KNEW there was a smart Jonas?
Heather Morris
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Posted 2 weeks ago
The more I stare at them, the more I want them…
HeMo looking at mail order brides
Posted 1 month ago
That video of Lord Tubbington gives me so many Zach Morris/Morendzion feelings.
Flawless humans.
Posted 1 month ago
Thoughts on last nights glee.
The latest episode of glee, though pretty enjoyable, was confusing as hell.
For one thing, Santana has stated several times that she damn well wants to get into uni (college, whatever. I’m English.)
For another, based on everything we’ve ever seen of Brittany over the last two and a half seasons of glee, there is no way in hell she would have released a sex tape without Santana’s permission.
I strongly believe that she was just fucking with Santana to get her to see that her fame idea is ridiculous.
It is absolutely within her power to get everyone to stare at Santana. Note how no one was staring at Brittany: it takes two (or more) to make a sex tape. Surely if said tape existed, they would be staring at Brittany too?
Also there is no fucking way Artie would watch a sex tape involving the girl he was once IN LOVE with having sex with the girl she CHEATED on Artie with, no matter how hormonal he is. That wouldn’t happen.
It seems very likely that Brittany asked him to say those things to Santana to plant the idea of there being a leaked sex tape in her head (have you seen Inception?)
As I mentioned somewhere above, it I well within Brittany’s power to get a large group of people to basically do what she says. We know that she can get everyone to follow a trend, even getting all the forks to dress like Rachel Berry (‘comeback’) and hold a successful flash mob, when if glee decided to hold a flash mob, they fail everytime.
What I’m saying is that Brittany has both power and influence, even more so now that she us the democratically elected student president (no this does not give me any Skins feelings at all. Shut up.)
My headcanon says that brittany probably did make a sex tape, but it is probably very private and well hidden, and the video Brittany released is literally just of Lord Tubbington looking unhappy whilst doing household chores, and probably with both Brittany and Santana filming him.
I’m not sure how this ended up being as long as it did…
Conclusion: Brittany was fucking with Santana to get her to see that her plan for being famous us fucking ridiculous and Santana should know better.
Observation: who the fuck let Matthew Hodgson near the alphabet?!
Posted 1 month ago
say what you want about kurt’s rainbow campaign posters,
but brittany could have a great career in graphic design, if she so chooses to go down that route
Posted 1 month ago
Brittany is Joss Whedon’s favourite character.
YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID.
Posted 2 months ago
Heather Morris and Ashley Lendzion on the set of ‘Andy Made A Friend’.
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